Someone call the police, we’ve got an out of control suburban white lady



by CannabisConvict045

35 Comments

  1. donkeystyle4u

    Everything in the title seems like the opposite of what the police would respond to.

  2. Distant_Congo_Music

    Until the batter, marshmallows and sprinkles i thought this was just baked fruit on a grill (for some reason)

  3. Bubbaganewsh

    Seems like a waste of perfectly good, tasty fruit.

  4. ElectricPenguin6712

    Is this what some people do when they’re bored or is this just rage bait?

  5. redravenkitty

    They had me until the marshmallows. Was an amazing cobbler right up until they ruined it. Probably still good though tbh.

  6. limp-bisquick-345

    Won’t lie, it looked like it was gonna be a reasonable, if overly buttery, cobbler until she added the marshmallows and sprinkles

  7. PsychologicalMonk354

    I would hate to clean that mess up. What a waste of monies

  8. jmfranklin515

    Ah yes, drop entire sticks of butter onto a cooking surface after the cooking surface is already entirely saturated with other shit so they can just sit there not melting.

  9. jadonstephesson

    Man food is a scarcity for some and to see such over consumption, only for it to go to waste because they want to stand out via rage bait, truly pisses me off beyond words. The worst type of people, honestly.

  10. Calamity_trigg3r

    As soon as I saw the obscene quantity of food spread out I knew it was going to be the psycho ginger at the end

  11. Important-Ad1705

    Idk this kinda just looks like some weird cobbler. Not that bad

  12. therealblabyloo

    The size is too much and the sprinkles and marshmallows make me want to die, but up until then it looked like a decent upside down cake/cobbler.

  13. ShogunDreams

    The fruit already has sugar…

    Why add mo-

    You know what, fuck it.

  14. OrneryOriental

    What does her ethnicity have to do with it?

    All she did was make a cake cobbler with added sugar toppings. I never would have thought to have done it on the flattop but if it works 🤷‍♂️.

  15. Ill_Paleontologist43

    yeah this could’ve been fine if we cut out the batter forward. maybe even with the batter. but ultimately… stupid, yeah.

  16. Skullfuccer

    That’s just weird fruit cake. And, shitty title post. Imagine if anyone had titled ANY video like this with a race besides white.

  17. Manymarbles

    Hobestly, thats probably great.

    Its something you would buy at a fair and she made proportions as a fair vendor would lol

  18. BarbellLawyer

    I agree this is slop, but I wonder if you would title it “out of control inner city black woman” if the pigmentation was different?

  19. HoodieGalore

    Every chick with a Blackstone grill in an overpriced McMansion in some crowded, cookie-cutter suburb thinks she’s the Martha Stewart of cooking 40lbs of the same thing on a massive flattop. Who’s gonna eat all that shit, Kaylee?

  20. BabushkaRaditz

    Is it cobbler?

    Yea looks like cobbler.

    Butter. Cinnamon. Lots of sugar. Cobbler

    This looks amazing.

    The batter looks so good. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely cobbler.

    >> MARSHMALLOWS

    **puts phone down**

  21. Spare_Refrigerator59

    All that wasted beautiful fruit.